#1 Parrot Club

Two Words: Air Conditioning
#2 Lovango Rum Bar

Lavango Rum Bar restroom was clean, with good lighting, and spacious. The sink features and paper holder added a custom feel to the restroom. Making Lovango Rum Bar one of the best restrooms in Cruz Bay.
#3 La Tapa
La Tapa offers clean, but small restrooms. There soap is quite nice,
#4 The Longboard

The Longboard has a unique design with surf posters covering the restroom walls. In addition to the fresh smell and clean floors, Longboard takes fourth place in the best bathroom competition.
#5 Greengo’s Cantina

Gringos comes in a strong fifth place, the lighting makes you look great, and the restrooms are always clean unless you’re right after someone who just ate at Gringos.
#6 Cruz Bay Landing
Cruz Bay landing offers an at-home feel in its restrooms. They have good lighting and plenty of space.
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#8 Rum Hut

Not too shabby, kind of tight, and strange colors. Bur clean none the less.
#9 Tap Room
Tap Room is about like Beach Bars restrooms, but just significantly better ventilated.
#10 Beach Bar

The sauna of Cruz Bay, has light trash, and you cannot flush paper down the toilet, soooo. They also only have one restroom for both genders. I recommend walking over to Rum Hut or Parrot Club to take care of business.
#11 Tap & Still

Tap & Still has clean restrooms, but you cannot flush paper down the toilet, so once again, gross.
#12 Woody’s
You feel like you’re in jail while using their restroom, but they do a good job at keeping the restroom clean.
#13 420 to Center
#14 The Literal Ocean

The ocean is always a viable option for using the restroom. On a busy night, wear a bathing suit, and bring a towel.
#15 Public Restrooms

The Public Restroom is usable but should be a last-ditch effort. The toilets never flush completely, so lots of leftovers and backwash. Yummy!
*Need to check the Terrace and Morgans Mango